Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Mood:  chillin'
Now Playing: Not For You To Know... beeyotch.
Topic: OMFG ACRONYMS!
OMG I decided that since the sayings and phrases were so... uh... popular.... I'd post some of these... acronym... things....

AMF - Adios, My Friend or Adios, Mother Fucker
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
ATTYOB - Anything That Turns You On Baby (XD)
BANANA - Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anyone
BFH - Big Fucking Hammer
BFI - Brute Force and Ignorance (wewt!)
BIOYA - Blow It Out Your Ass
BOHICA - Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
BOS - Big Orange Switch
BRS - Big Red Switch
BSEG - Big Shit Eating Grin
BTDTGTS - Been There Done That Got the Tee Shirt
CANFU - Combined Army-Navy Fuck Up
CF - Cluster Fuck
CYA - See ya or Cover Your Ass


More to come.... maybe.

Part 2'd
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: Nothing. Damn you.
Topic: Sayings/Phrases
Well I had nothing else to do so I decided to add a few more saying in my as-of-now ongoing saga of sayings.


Guess which planet is in my pants
So what if I got ass-raped by clowns
Don't ask me about Fight Club.
You think Bob Saget is funny.
I Have A Fake Degree
Then two big crabs came.
I missed the soul train
My 4.0 is better than your 4.0
I could own you at Dungeons and Dragons
The seat next to me is saved for Jesus.
thomas fucking jefferson
Buddhists do it better
I beat Bowser
I am a fucking ninja
I'll procrastinate later.

LUE
Mood:  amorous
Now Playing: Uncle Fucker - Terrance and Phillip
Topic: Sayings/Phrases
I hate people who suck. So if you suck, leave. If you don't, I thought I'd share with you a few of my favorite sayings.


Suicide is your only option.
It?s okay, I had Subway for lunch.
www.babynames.com
KHAAAAAN!
You bought an N-Gage, didn?t you?
Teh goggles! They do nothing!
*tree*
Do a barrel roll!
Captain Planet
*battery dies*
HOW STRANGELY EROTIC
In Soviet Russia, ___!
se><0ring t3h face
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
That?s quite a username you?ve got there.
It?s a trap!
/10
Guess how many pregnant teens said the same thing?
That's some racist **** right thuuurrr!
?D
FISSION MAILED
Aw, hell naw!
Ninjas. Thousands of them.
Because you touch yourself at night.
You are surprised and killed by a manticore!
Pee in his/her/its butt.
y helo thar buttsecks? lolol
lol stop j00r givin me teh bon4r!

...XD

PSMO'd'd
Mood:  irritated
Now Playing: PSM - 290
Being PSMO'd means to ph41l (badly) on PARANOiA survivor MAX Oni. This term will always stand.

However, to PSMO something has developed somewhat new meaning. To PSMO can apply in more contexts than just passing PSMO. It can also mean whenever you do something really insane or ridiculous like bungee jumping the grand canyon with 1000 poisonous snakes as a cord. If you, for example, are skateboarding and you do a 1080, then you PSMO'd "That shit". If you are playing Dynasty Warriors 5 and you kill 9999 men as Lu Bu in the battle of Hu Lao Gate and then win on Chaos difficulty (I've done that btw, XD) then you PSMO'd it. If you- Well I think you get the point by now.

Being PSMO'd has developed. Although the term itself has not develope'd, it has spawned a new era in the culture. Now, if you do badly, things can be compared to being PSMO'd.

That concludes my thesis on PSMO.

Now Playing: Teh PARANOiA!
Bump. 0-0

I have nothing else to do
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: With myself
I have nothing else to do but this. And this is boring. Oh shit I forgot I was going to do this whole paragraph in 1337.

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Fuck the paragraph a sentance is too much.

...The was a really funny family circus today... I need to cut it out and put it on my fridge...

My very first blog entry....
Mood:  celebratory
Now Playing: Riraito - Asian Kung-Fu Generation
I'm posting this entry in my blog to tell all of my sexy, adoring fans that have passed away... how the fuck do I follow that up? In any case; Holy shit it's my first blog entry... yay. If you're wondering why I'm celbratory (If you know me, you know I hardly ever am), it's because... some shit happened. Um.... where to start..... well the DDR tournament seems to be coming well under-way... website is being built, I've started to get a basic idea of advertising... and Evan'll be on spring break soon.... oh and also I just made a blog... o_O... Also I couldn't decide between celebratory and mischievious... Oh and of course there's flirty... too bad they didn't have apathetic or lethargic... secksdee. And to all people thinking about joining this blog... Don't. Just kidding.... but if you do join, don't be afraid of crazy 313371575. If you don't know what that says... you should probably turn back now... but just for reference it says eLEETists ^.~ I'm pissed as hell because BitTorrent won't work... HOW THE FUCK WILL I EVER SEE THE YAKITATE!! EPISODES! (Pun... shut up.) Also... *Points to bottom left of blog* Genuine leather... *winkwinknudgenudge*

Have fun, beetches... read my blog...

Oh, and leave if you're a republican... I have the right to remove republicans.... XD